An ad from 1954. Why would anyone buy a product if it might make their kid look like an ax murderer?
That isn’t doctored? Because follow the eyes! That “child” is grinning at fingers, not jam.
They’re evidently not feeding kids enough in the Village of the Damned.
“Ooooh…yesss! You’ve been a naughty jelly sandwich, haven’t you? Yesss. Mmmm! We’re going to have a good time, yes! We destined, you and I. Oh, yes-yes-yes-yes!”
After murdering and eating her parents, Little Suzie went on to found the Natural Beauties photo service.
(It seems the hate mail was getting to be a bit much for her: she’s taken down the worst photos. Pity.)
Oh my god, I can’t believe I didn’t see the resemblance before.
Dude, you thought that MLK earned his bones fighting Jor-El. It’s totally believable that you’d miss this one.
She looks more like a young, blonde Gowron to me. “The bread will run thick with the jellied blood of my enemies!”
“Claude was dead. He wouldn’t know if he had the medal pinned on him or not. “
–Rhoda Penmark, while asking for some apricot juice sans ice and another slice of bread.
That’s not jam.
that’s RAW MEAT, with a bowl of Jello in the background.
Yeah, that looks like raw meat to me. Eww.
This kid must be her equally evil brother. Mmm, beans.
ahahha. oh my lord. /shudder.
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