Here’s the latest unapproved comment on the “Male Privilege Checklist,” from someone named Madfoot713:
Sometimes I wonder if feminists will never be happy until I chop my penis off.
It’s generous of Madfoot713 to worry about our happiness. I actually spend a fair amount of time myself wondering “what would make me happy?,” and it’s good to know that I’m not the only person pondering this important question.
I admit, Madfoot713 chopping off his own penis has never occurred to me when I’ve wondered what would make me happy. But maybe I’ve been missing something? And even if Madfoot713 chopping off his own penis wouldn’t make me happy, what do other feminists think?
To help clarify the situation, I thought I’d post a poll.
Non-feminists, feel free to answer the poll as well — I’m sure Madfoot713 is just as eager to do whatever he can to make you happy, too.