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How many anti-feminists does it take?

Posted by Ampersand | January 28th, 2003

I’m too late for Ted Barlow’s amazing light bulb joke theme week, but I thought I’d post some anyhow.

Q: How many anti-feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 51. One to change the light bulb, and fifty to bitch that if it wasn’t for those damned feminazis, it wouldn’t be dark in the first place.

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Q: How many anti-feminist men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Why is it always men who have to change the light bulb? Why are men always women’s slaves? This is just another example of the anti-male attitudes pervading society!

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Q: How many anti-feminist men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One antifeminist man to do it, and three other antifeminists to stand around and discuss how this just shows men are better equipped for light-bulb changing.

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Q: How many anti-feminist men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one. He holds on to the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around his needs.

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5 Responses to “How many anti-feminists does it take?”

  1. Alas, a blog » Blog Archive » Alas, I’m Thuddingly Unfunny Writes:
    September 24th, 2006 at 3:44 pm

    […] Diane E. isn’t amused by my anti-feminist light bulb jokes. That’s okay; conservatives who send lefties “fuck you fuck you fuck you” emails aren’t my target audience. It’s a sad fact of life: generally righties don’t find lefty political humor funny (and vice-versa). So long as folks like Tina Faye, Jon Stewart, David Wain, Margaret Cho and Janeane Garofalo are on the left, I don’t worry about a humor deficit on this side of the political spectrum. […]

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  2. Noble Savage » Blog Archive » Cartoon sexism: it ain't sexy Writes:
    January 23rd, 2008 at 6:21 am

    […] does remind me though, about some good lightbulb-type jokes I read the other day which made me chuckle. Wanna […]

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  3. Doug S. Writes:
    January 23rd, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    I came across this one on a “canonical list of lightbulb jokes”:

    Q) How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A) That’s not funny!

    (It’s not very good.)

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  4. Helen Writes:
    January 23rd, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    Oh yah, because the “feminists have no sense of humour” thing never gets old. :-/

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  5. Doug S. Writes:
    January 26th, 2008 at 2:34 pm

    Which is why that particular lightbulb joke that I posted, well, isn’t funny.

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