Oh, no, not another damn quiz!
| July 21st, 2003Yeah, yeah, it’s another damned quiz (via Madame Fabulous). But it gave me a chuckle. Although actually it’s kinda embarassing, since I’m a Green, not a Democrat.
Threat rating: High. The Bush administration is
concerned that it may not get a second term.
Therefore, we are going to change the rules so
that each Democrat vote only counts as 0.2
votes because Democrat is a shorter word than
Republican
What threat to the Bush administration are you?
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July 21st, 2003 at 9:23 pm
Well, I’m
Threat rating: Medium. Your total lack of decent
family values makes you dangerous, but we can
count on some right wing nutter blowing you up
if you become too high profile.
What threat to the Bush administration are you?
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But, more importantly, I’m also:
You’re Transgender Barbie! You’re well, there’s no
way to describe you. Pick a sex and stay with
it!
If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?
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July 21st, 2003 at 9:30 pm
Well, I guess that didn’t work — but in the first one, I’m “Morally Deficient” (all riiight!!) and in the second, I’m “transgendered Barbie” (umm, ok — based on the quiz, I’ll take that as a compliment)
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July 22nd, 2003 at 5:45 am
Yeah, I was Morally Deficient too.
This comment was written by John Isbell.I love Bill (as a Green in 2000), but I could have done without the line about him reducing crime rates. They could have added one about him imposing sensible sanctions on Iraq.
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July 22nd, 2003 at 8:10 am
I *knew* it! If it’s any consolation, I was scored as “an environmentalist” (which I am, I suppose) but you’d think things would have been flipped, you know?
Welcome to the party. Now would you come help me Kick out reform and re-energize these goofballs?
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July 22nd, 2003 at 10:40 am
Threat rating: extremely low. You may think you can
subvert the government, but if you should try
you will be smited mightily because God likes
us best.
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Embarrassing to be so… so unthreatening. I’m going to build a GIANT turnip twaddler, then they’ll be sorry!
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July 22nd, 2003 at 2:23 pm
Well, I’m a Democrat and I got Morally Deficient. So that didn’t work either, unless the implication is Democrats are morally deficient.
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July 22nd, 2003 at 2:54 pm
I’m “an environmentalist.” Huh.
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July 22nd, 2003 at 3:31 pm
I am also “Morally Deficient”, but I think the quiz under-counted my threat. For example, I could not check, “Seen merit in a religion other than Christianity,” because I am agnostic, and do not really see merit in ANY religion.
Plus, I was not sure my Sikh (Indian Punjabi) brother-in-law counted as being from the “Middle East”. I figgured not, since Sihks only blow up Canadian planes.
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July 22nd, 2003 at 4:59 pm
Plus, I was not sure my Sikh (Indian Punjabi) brother-in-law counted as being from the “Middle East”. I figgured not, since Sihks only blow up Canadian planes.
:p
Well, that and India is South Asia, not the Middle East. :p
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July 22nd, 2003 at 11:42 pm
Thanks to this quiz, I now know that it’s damn tough to say “Smited Mightily” three times fast. At least late at night.
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July 23rd, 2003 at 7:04 am
Well, I turned out atheist too. But surely the Punjab is in the Middle of the Middle East? I mean, if Libya is in the Middle East…
:)
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July 23rd, 2003 at 9:44 am
Well, I turned out just like Barry. Do they have to put Bill Clinton’s mug on the label? I feel filthy being linked to him.
That said, I am proud to be know as:
You’re Exotic Dancer Barbie. You have some moves,
and will do anything for a few bucks. Take it
off girl, but keep it PG-13 please.
If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?
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July 23rd, 2003 at 1:40 pm
I’m an Atheist, and a bootylicious one at that:
Barbie Got Back! Go you! You’re the closest thing
ever to a true black Barbie. Shake that fat
ass of yours.
If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?
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July 23rd, 2003 at 6:17 pm
I’m an Atheist!
This comment was written by Rook's Rant.Threat rating: extremely low. You may think you cansubvert the government, but if you should tryyou will be smited mightily because God likesus best. What threat to the Bush administration are you? brought to you by Quizilla I don’t believe…
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July 24th, 2003 at 12:13 am
oh, goodness. I ended up as a no-threat environmentalist and a (seriously no threat) tranny barbie.
Someday, I wanna scare someone. Though then I’d probably have to apologize for it. I mean, to be fair and all.
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October 23rd, 2003 at 1:17 pm
i was slut barbie! and xotic dancer barbie
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October 23rd, 2003 at 6:13 pm
heh. No thread atheist and gangsta bitch barbie
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