Comments on: Abuse of people dressed as funny animals department http://www.amptoons.com/blog/archives/2004/04/09/abuse-of-people-dressed-as-funny-animals-department/ Feminist, anti-racist, pro-fat, plus whatever else we feel like talking about. Thu, 04 Dec 2008 21:55:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Echidne http://www.amptoons.com/blog/archives/2004/04/09/abuse-of-people-dressed-as-funny-animals-department/#comment-10418 Echidne Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.amptoons.com/blog/archives/2004/04/09/abuse-of-people-dressed-as-funny-animals-department/#comment-10418 So the Christian church is back to fighting the pagan beliefs again. Poor bunnies; I wish people would leave them alone. The only reason they have been selected as the symbols of spring is in their fecundity, and they're not doing that for our sakes. My sister used to keep rabbits as pets, and they're very complicated animals, really, as well as having a formidable kick and really sharp teeth. The female in her pair was extremely dominant and mined the whole area under our basement with long tunnels where she preferred to stay all day. The male used to walk around the house and asked to be petted every two seconds. Then he'd bite your petting hand. I think I'm going to church this Sunday, dressed as an Easter egg. We'll see what happens. If I survive I let you know! So the Christian church is back to fighting the pagan beliefs again. Poor bunnies; I wish people would leave them alone. The only reason they have been selected as the symbols of spring is in their fecundity, and they’re not doing that for our sakes. My sister used to keep rabbits as pets, and they’re very complicated animals, really, as well as having a formidable kick and really sharp teeth. The female in her pair was extremely dominant and mined the whole area under our basement with long tunnels where she preferred to stay all day. The male used to walk around the house and asked to be petted every two seconds. Then he’d bite your petting hand.

I think I’m going to church this Sunday, dressed as an Easter egg. We’ll see what happens. If I survive I let you know!

]]> By: lucia http://www.amptoons.com/blog/archives/2004/04/09/abuse-of-people-dressed-as-funny-animals-department/#comment-10419 lucia Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.amptoons.com/blog/archives/2004/04/09/abuse-of-people-dressed-as-funny-animals-department/#comment-10419 When I emailed the story to my sister, I commented "Sounds like someone watched 'The Passion of Christ' one too many times". It seems to have been a passion play, substituting the Easter Bunny for Jesus! When I emailed the story to my sister, I commented “Sounds like someone watched ‘The Passion of Christ’ one too many times”.

It seems to have been a passion play, substituting the Easter Bunny for Jesus!

]]> By: Raznor http://www.amptoons.com/blog/archives/2004/04/09/abuse-of-people-dressed-as-funny-animals-department/#comment-10420 Raznor Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.amptoons.com/blog/archives/2004/04/09/abuse-of-people-dressed-as-funny-animals-department/#comment-10420 That subservient chicken thing is good. I had a hard time finding out that it was all pre-performed and programmed. It wasn't until I asked it to "push that couch back a couple feet" and it did pushups did I realize it wasn't a guy being paid to perform for a webcam. That subservient chicken thing is good. I had a hard time finding out that it was all pre-performed and programmed. It wasn’t until I asked it to “push that couch back a couple feet” and it did pushups did I realize it wasn’t a guy being paid to perform for a webcam.

]]> By: Ruth Hoffmann http://www.amptoons.com/blog/archives/2004/04/09/abuse-of-people-dressed-as-funny-animals-department/#comment-10421 Ruth Hoffmann Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.amptoons.com/blog/archives/2004/04/09/abuse-of-people-dressed-as-funny-animals-department/#comment-10421 <i>The male used to walk around the house and asked to be petted every two seconds. Then he'd bite your petting hand.</i> I think I might have dated him! :) The male used to walk around the house and asked to be petted every two seconds. Then he’d bite your petting hand.

I think I might have dated him! :)

]]> By: Morphienne http://www.amptoons.com/blog/archives/2004/04/09/abuse-of-people-dressed-as-funny-animals-department/#comment-10422 Morphienne Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.amptoons.com/blog/archives/2004/04/09/abuse-of-people-dressed-as-funny-animals-department/#comment-10422 Every Easter in my pretty how town one of the big churches big enough that police officers have to direct traffic when it lets out *three times* a week), Woodmen Valley Chapel, puts on a passion play. I don't know if they did it this year, what with Mel Gibson kind of upstaging them and all, but as I understand it it involves (incidentally, not as a core part of the performance) spraying the front couple of rows of the audience with "Jesus'" blood. Fun. Very popular as a family outing for parents and their young children, by the way. Every Easter in my pretty how town one of the big churches big enough that police officers have to direct traffic when it lets out *three times* a week), Woodmen Valley Chapel, puts on a passion play.

I don’t know if they did it this year, what with Mel Gibson kind of upstaging them and all, but as I understand it it involves (incidentally, not as a core part of the performance) spraying the front couple of rows of the audience with “Jesus’” blood.

Fun.

Very popular as a family outing for parents and their young children, by the way.

]]> By: Raznor http://www.amptoons.com/blog/archives/2004/04/09/abuse-of-people-dressed-as-funny-animals-department/#comment-10423 Raznor Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.amptoons.com/blog/archives/2004/04/09/abuse-of-people-dressed-as-funny-animals-department/#comment-10423 Jesus blood is the same as wine, right? That sounds like quite a wild party. <i>Up all night drinkin' the blood o' Christ!</i> Jesus blood is the same as wine, right? That sounds like quite a wild party.

Up all night drinkin’ the blood o’ Christ!

]]> By: Cheril http://www.amptoons.com/blog/archives/2004/04/09/abuse-of-people-dressed-as-funny-animals-department/#comment-10424 Cheril Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.amptoons.com/blog/archives/2004/04/09/abuse-of-people-dressed-as-funny-animals-department/#comment-10424 http://www.subservientchicken.com check this out http://www.subservientchicken.com

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