11 Responses to “Christmas Song Repaired”

1. alsis39 Writes:
   December 22nd, 2005 at 4:29 pm

   Oh, it’s all right, I guess, but it’s not up there with Bucky Katt’s version:

   Jingle presents
   Beat the pheasants
   Reindeer tastes like Spam
   Kick the elf
   Engorge yourself
   And ambush Santa’s van !!

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2. PurpleGirl Writes:
   December 22nd, 2005 at 7:54 pm

   LOL! Good thing I wasn’t drinking as I read these…. great, just great.

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3. Mastery Writes:
   December 23rd, 2005 at 12:47 am

   Dashing through the snow On a pair of broken skis Down the hill we go Crashing into trees (ow! ow! ow!) The snow is turning red I think I’m almost dead That’s why I’m in this hospital With a pole stuck in my head! ViaAlas

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4. feminist blogs Writes:
   December 23rd, 2005 at 5:01 am

   said. I’ve never heard this one before. Dashing through the snow On a pair of broken skis Down the hill we go Crashing into trees (ow! ow! ow!) The snow is turning red I think I’m almost dead That’s why I’m in this hospital With a pole […]Continue reading at Alas, a blog … posted 5:55 pm at Alas, a blog

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5. Ledasmom Writes:
   December 23rd, 2005 at 10:01 am

   I tried to teach my four-year-old the “Jingle bells, Batman smells” version before the Christmas concert, but unfortunately his enunciation is so bad that nobody could have possibly told what he was singing.

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6. Magis Writes:
   December 23rd, 2005 at 10:13 am

   Bucky Katt rules

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7. Myca Writes:
   December 23rd, 2005 at 10:19 am

   Get Fuzzy is beautiful.

   It’s like what Garfield would be if it were funny.
   And topical.
   And well-drawn.

   And not Garfield.

   —Myca

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8. alsis39 Writes:
   December 23rd, 2005 at 1:04 pm

   Myca, forward that post to Darby Conley and see if he’ll use it on his next book cover. Also, demand an autographed mug as reward.

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9. Magis Writes:
   December 23rd, 2005 at 3:51 pm

   Myca:

   That’s perfect, LOL

   I owned Bucky once, swear it’s true.

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10. BEG Writes:
    December 23rd, 2005 at 6:05 pm

    One I remember though I haven’ t the faintest idea of its attribution:
    (jingle bells as the mad xmas shopper:)

    dashing through the aisles
    snarling as you go
    if someone’s in your way
    shove the so and so!

    If there’s more to that one and anyone knows it, post!

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11. Myca Writes:
    December 24th, 2005 at 6:53 pm

    *grin*

    Hell, Alsis, he can use it for free.

    I mean, really, it would be worth it just to see the quote attributed to: “some random guy on a blog somewhere.”

    —Myca

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12. alsis39 Writes:
    December 26th, 2005 at 6:19 pm

    “Jingle Coins
    Jingle Coins
    Jingle in the till
    Oh what fun it is to spend
    And to call it all goodwill ! Hey !

    Jingle Coins
    Jingle Coins
    Jingle in the bank
    Christ came to save the Winter slump
    For that we can give thanks !

    The trinkets in our line
    Are mostly from Hong Kong
    Where there’s no overtime
    And no one says it’s wrong
    The labor there is plentiful
    And practically free
    Producing little ornaments
    To dangle from your tree ! Hey !… ”
    –The Fallen Angel Choir, c1990

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13. Raznor Writes:
    December 26th, 2005 at 6:44 pm

    Christ came to save the Winter slump
    For that we can give thanks !

    May be the funniest 2 lines ever.

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