Comments on: Christmas Song Repaired

By: Raznor

Raznor — Tue, 27 Dec 2005 01:44:12 +0000

Christ came to save the Winter slump
For that we can give thanks !

May be the funniest 2 lines ever.

By: alsis39

alsis39 — Tue, 27 Dec 2005 01:19:20 +0000

“Jingle Coins
Jingle Coins
Jingle in the till
Oh what fun it is to spend
And to call it all goodwill ! Hey !

Jingle Coins
Jingle Coins
Jingle in the bank
Christ came to save the Winter slump
For that we can give thanks !

The trinkets in our line
Are mostly from Hong Kong
Where there’s no overtime
And no one says it’s wrong
The labor there is plentiful
And practically free
Producing little ornaments
To dangle from your tree ! Hey !… ”
–The Fallen Angel Choir, c1990

By: Myca

Myca — Sun, 25 Dec 2005 01:53:21 +0000

*grin*

Hell, Alsis, he can use it for free.

I mean, really, it would be worth it just to see the quote attributed to: “some random guy on a blog somewhere.”

—Myca

By: BEG

BEG — Sat, 24 Dec 2005 01:05:24 +0000

One I remember though I haven’ t the faintest idea of its attribution:
(jingle bells as the mad xmas shopper:)

dashing through the aisles
snarling as you go
if someone’s in your way
shove the so and so!

If there’s more to that one and anyone knows it, post!

By: Magis

Magis — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 22:51:32 +0000

Myca:

That’s perfect, LOL

I owned Bucky once, swear it’s true.

By: alsis39

alsis39 — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 20:04:48 +0000

Myca, forward that post to Darby Conley and see if he’ll use it on his next book cover. Also, demand an autographed mug as reward.

By: Myca

Myca — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 17:19:31 +0000

Get Fuzzy is beautiful.

It’s like what Garfield would be if it were funny.
And topical.
And well-drawn.

And not Garfield.

—Myca

By: Magis

Magis — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 17:13:54 +0000

Bucky Katt rules

By: Ledasmom

Ledasmom — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 17:01:23 +0000

I tried to teach my four-year-old the “Jingle bells, Batman smells” version before the Christmas concert, but unfortunately his enunciation is so bad that nobody could have possibly told what he was singing.

By: PurpleGirl

PurpleGirl — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 02:54:36 +0000

LOL! Good thing I wasn’t drinking as I read these…. great, just great.

By: alsis39

alsis39 — Thu, 22 Dec 2005 23:29:27 +0000

Oh, it’s all right, I guess, but it’s not up there with Bucky Katt’s version:

Jingle presents
Beat the pheasants
Reindeer tastes like Spam
Kick the elf
Engorge yourself
And ambush Santa’s van !!

By: feminist blogs

feminist blogs — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

said. I’ve never heard this one before. Dashing through the snow On a pair of broken skis Down the hill we go Crashing into trees (ow! ow! ow!) The snow is turning red I think I’m almost dead That’s why I’m in this hospital With a pole […]Continue reading at Alas, a blog … posted 5:55 pm at Alas, a blog

By: Mastery

Mastery — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

Dashing through the snow On a pair of broken skis Down the hill we go Crashing into trees (ow! ow! ow!) The snow is turning red I think I’m almost dead That’s why I’m in this hospital With a pole stuck in my head! ViaAlas