John McCain Does Not Speak for John McCain

Posted by Jeff Fecke | July 27th, 2008

I find this to be utterly hilarious:

The Tax Policy Center prepared an interesting report (pdf) this week, noting the key differences between the economic policies articulated by John McCain and the economic policies presented by John McCain’s presidential campaign. There’s a bit of a gap — to the tune of $2.8 trillion (that’s “trillion,” with a “t”).

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How does the McCain campaign respond to this? As it turns out, hilariously.

Douglas Holtz-Eakin, McCain’s chief economic adviser, told Slate, “[McCain] has certainly I’m sure said things in town halls” that don’t jibe perfectly with his written plan. But that doesn’t mean it’s official.”

Got that? If we want to better understand John McCain’s economic policies, we should overlook what John McCain says about his economic policies. McCain’s “official” positions don’t come from McCain.

And how could they? I mean, it’s just crazy to assume that just because John McCain says something that he actually means it! That would be insanity.

I used to have some respect for John McCain, back about eight years or so ago. Oh well.

6 Responses to “John McCain Does Not Speak for John McCain”

  1. David Schraub Writes:

    The McCain campaign did the same thing on AA.


  2. Links for July 28, 2008 « Doing Feminism Writes:

    [...] Alas, a Blog: John McCain Does Not Speak for John McCain “I used to have some respect for John McCain, back about eight years or so ago. Oh well.” [...]


  3. jim Writes:

    Not really TOO shocking - since the guy’s now campaigning against his OWN immigration bill … but still running the dial up to at least 8 to 9 on the surreal-scale … Salvador Dali would be green with envy.


  4. tata Writes:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    …deep breath…deeeeeeeep breath…Omigod, it’s like that time Leon Spinks was accidentally appointed Surgeon General!


  5. Robert Writes:

    Well come on. Who would you rather run against? A charismatic, hopeful figure, or some rusty old battleaxe? McCain is just behaving rationally. ;)


  6. goon Writes:

    http://pown.it/2111
    this is another awesome Mccain parody… check it out. Its hilarious…(actually it would be hilarious if the whole Mccain situation wouldn’t be that sad)


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