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Presidential Politics As A D&D Game

Posted by Ampersand | October 28th, 2008

I’m really late linking to this, but it’s still awesome. Here’s just the start:

GM: OK, the bugbear attacks you. What do you do?

OBAMA: I send one of my 672 henchmen after it.

MCCAIN: OK, seriously. Why does he have so many henchmen? I’m a level 72 ranger and he’s only a level 8 paladin.

OBAMA: Well, if you’d bought the Grassroots Organizing and Oratory/Colgate Smile proficiencies you could min max it so that you…

MCCAIN: Why is he even IN this campaign? I thought this was supposed to be a high level party.

Click through for the rest.

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One Response to “Presidential Politics As A D&D Game”

  1. meerkat Writes:
    October 29th, 2008 at 7:41 am

    LOL. I had not seen that.

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