Obviously, This Proves Obama is Martian
| November 2nd, 2008The only possible explanation for this is mind control:
“There have been numerous requests for Sen. Barack Hussein Obama’s official birth certificate. State law (Hawai‘i Revised Statutes §338-18) prohibits the release of a certified birth certificate to persons who do not have a tangible interest in the vital record,” DOH Director Dr. Chiyome Fukino said.
Fukino said she and the registrar of vital statistics, Alvin Onaka, have personally verified that the health department holds Obama’s original birth certificate.
“Therefore, I as Director of Health for the State of Hawai‘i, along with the Registrar of Vital Statistics who has statutory authority to oversee and maintain these type of vital records, have personally seen and verified that the Hawai‘i State Department of Health has Sen. Obama’s original birth certificate on record in accordance with state policies and procedures,” Fukino said.
Fukino said that no state official, including Gov. Linda Lingle, ever instructed that Obama’s certificate be handled differently from any other.
Why, it’s almost as if this has all been a completely nonsensical and stupid conspiracy!
Granted, this won’t stop the truly insane; I won’t subject you to it, but Texas Darlin’ is claiming this doesn’t affect the central theory that Obama is flibber gibbet scoobity dooby. The conspiracy theorists will always find a reson to cling to their castles of air. The rest of us, however, can move on from this once and for all. I’m sure, for example, that Andy McCarthy will apologize for his speculation.
Just kidding.
